We have a winner! Of the three exotic cuisines Sara has tried thus far, she’s liked Thai best. We gathered at Sukhothai in Manchester the other night and Sara ended up loving her chicken pad see ew dish.

Unfortunately, this means we didn’t really get any of the epic facial expressions she’s demonstrated during her other adventures. Relive them here: Vietnamese (and the bubble tea incident) and Indian.

What’s next? SEAFOOD. Yes, to most New Englanders, this isn’t exotic. But this Connecticut native has never even tried lobster. That’s all about to change.

Yesterday, Rob and I hit up the seafood department at Big Y, looking for some fish suitable for grilling. We settled on halibut, which for the record is excellent topped with fresh fruit salsa.

That should have been it. But of course my eyes wandered to the shellfish on display. Among excellent-looking  jumbo shrimp and lump lobster meat rested two Dungeness crabs, on sale for $5.99/lb.

I first had Dungeness on a 2004 trip to San Francisco, where it was everywhere, from street carts to fancy restaurants. The meat is sweet and tender. Suddenly, the halibut wasn’t enough – I needed that crab.

(Rob is the master of going to a store and getting exactly what he needs, no deviation. The look on his face was nothing short of “Are you serious?”)

But what to do with it? Thankfully, the crustacean was pre-cooked. The seafood clerk advised us to toss it into boiling water for a few minutes before eating. I decided we’d eat it like boiled lobster – crack open the body and legs and hunt feverishly for meat.

As an homage to Homer Simpson, we nicknamed the crab “Pinchy” before we gave it a very hot bath.  It wasn’t until I took this picture that I realized Pinchy had a face. Oops.

But the crabmeat was delicious, especially when sprinkled with Old Bay seasoning and dipped into melted butter, then washed down with a 2007 Bonterra Chardonnay. California wine for our West Coast seafood. Yummy.

If you’re like me, you’ve been following the proliferation of bacon-flavored products with equal parts glee and horror. (Mostly glee.)

There’s bacon mayonnaise. Bacon salt. Bacon chocolate bars. Bacon cupcakes. And in Boston, event organizers even dreamed up a Bacon and Beer Festival, held last month.

Now, devotees of the salty, greasy breakfast staple have another reason to celebrate. Torani has added a bacon flavor to its line of beverage syrups. Which means that now, you can literally have your bacon and drink it, too. Bacon lattes, anyone?

Too bad Starbucks doesn’t carry this brand of syrup. Can you imagine if this was an option for the new “However You Want It” Frappuccino items? Bacon syrup, chocolate sauce and sprinkles of bacon bits… (Local coffee shops, if you’re reading, I want credit for this concoction.)

Look at this thing.

Sometimes, you go out to lunch and get served a lobster roll that’s bigger than your head.

I’m not kidding. I wish I had something smaller in the photo to show scale. Like, a regular-sized lobster roll on a hot dog bun.

And I didn’t even have to go to the shoreline. This behemoth is served at Maine Fish Market , a hugely popular seafood restaurant in East Windsor. The furnishings and decor might be straight out of the ’70s (literally) but the fish is fresh, delicious and plentiful.

The meat was tender and sweet, tossed with just the right amount of cold mayonnaise and a little bit of paprika. No celery, just how I like it. Just a few shreds of lettuce nestled into the bun. Can I even call that a bun? It was more like a full baguette.  As it was, I cut the roll in half and ate the lobster meat out of it.

I shared my lobster experience with Facebook friends this afternoon, and thus started the Great Lobster Roll Debate. You see, until I moved to Connecticut, I’d never had a “hot” lobster roll. In the Nutmeg State, restaurants default to these, with the meat bathed in butter and nestled on a toasted roll or bun. The concept was completely foreign to someone who’d grown up eating cold “lobster salad” sandwiches. Mayo, sometimes celery, lettuce – on a split-top hot dog bun.

First comment, from a Connecticut-raised grad school friend: “Panera is now selling lobster roll sandwiches and I rolled my eyes at them because it wasn’t a real lobster roll…It had mayo.”

Second comment, from a Worcester-born Assumption College friend: “A lobster roll without mayo? Fascinating. Sounds tasty.”

Third comment, from a Boston-area raised college friend: “I didn’t know they had lobster rolls without mayo either!”

Now that I’ve had both, I can say they’re equally tasty. The hot version has the butter advantage, enhancing the flavor of the lobster meat and soaking into the bread. (When the meat is gone, it’s like an extra bonus.) But there’s something about the temperature contrast when you’re eating cold lobster salad stuffed into a warm, toasted roll.

I think I’ll have to take the “northern New England” road on this issue, with the conclusion that dude, there really is no bad way to eat lobster. Except maybe the McLobster sandwich.

Connecticut, I’m sorry I ever doubted your awesomeness. Twenty-four years of life in Massachusetts, with its superior sports teams, world-renowned attractions and lovable regional diction, will do that to you. But I’m on my knees begging for forgiveness now, Nutmeg State.

But if you had just told me you had such great wine…and beer…and cheese…

Unlike past years, we New Englanders have been spoiled rotten by a gorgeous spring. Thanks to steady sunshine and a few days of record-setting temperatures, trees and flowers bloomed two or more weeks in advance. Meaning there’s no better time to get outside and do what you’ve been dreaming of all winter.

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