I got an email this afternoon from Nick Caito, who’d seen a press release about J & D’s Bacon Air product (a spray can of bacon-flavored oxygen.)

I saw news stories on BaconAir circulate online for the next hour. And realized – come on, it’s March 31. That’s one hell of an April Fools’ joke. If it’s not, it sure sounds like one.

Inspiration struck, and quickly we took to Twitter to generate our own April Fools’ food jokes. See below. My Twitter friends are some brilliantly funny folks.

This is the same embarrassment of a grocery store that sold Dave a horribly fatty slab of corned beef. Every time I go in there for basics, I walk out shaking my head.

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The fastest way to turn off a younger generation of wine drinkers? Condescend to their tastes and habits.

I have to admit I was frustrated by this blog post about the wine habits of “millennial” drinkers (born between 1981 and 2000.) Apparently, it’s a serious issue that my generation doesn’t generally drink wine with food.

Let’s start here. Millennials of legal drinking age typically don’t drink wine until they’re older. It’s not really a popular libation on college campuses, unless it comes in a box or a jug. As a senior in college, my wine of choice was cheap Pinot Grigio in a liter bottle, or inexpensive sparkling wine. You drank to get drunk. You certainly didn’t pair it with ramen noodles or Domino’s pizza.

My own wine journey, if you can call it that, evolved very slowly and gradually. I stuck with Pinot Grigio and Shiraz for many years. Only in the past four or so years have I really started to explore my options, and I’ve learned more about wine in the past two years than all of my legal drinking years combined. My current knowledge of wine comes mostly from self-directed tasting at parties, wine shops, restaurants, wine bars and vineyards. I’ve been to a few classes, but nothing too formal or detailed. I subscribe to Wine Spectator, but much of it goes over my head.

Along the way, I’ve learned about food pairing. And there’s so much to it, I’ve hardly scratched the surface. But a winning food pairing can be truly exciting. We paired Albarino with Buttermilk Blue cheese at a wine party in January, and it knocked my socks off. At the Kendall-Jackson wine center in Sonoma County, the chef paired caramel popcorn with a buttery Chardonnay, and it blew my mind. I adore Cabernet with filet mignon, Malbec with dark chocolate and rose bubbly with fried chicken. I’d never dispute that wine enhances food and vice versa.

But if I choose to have a glass without food at a wine bar or restaurant, that’s wrong? Food isn’t always available at every establishment, especially after a certain hour. And honestly, sometimes I’m too full after dinner to eat anything else. I’d rather have a glass of wine than a martini or a beer at most places I visit, anyway.

The problem isn’t about a trend toward unsavory habits. But that stems from a long history of pretension and snobbery in the wine industry. Wine experts of older, more experienced generations seem to forget that we millennials are still finding our way. We likely don’t have the income to buy a $150 festival ticket or a seat at a $90 wine-pairing dinner. Money and vacation-time constraints prevent us from hopping a plane to Europe or Napa Valley. We’re not ordering full bottles at restaurants or buying anything over $20 at the package store. We’re tasting on our own, taking recommendations from friends and helpful sommeliers, seeing what our phone apps have to say. We’re discovering wine at our own pace, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. For the love of God, please stop judging us.

Beyond this, I really resent the idea that any wine habits or tastes are “wrong,” exclusive of age group. Though I choose not to drink Franzia or Yellowtail, I’m not going to hate on you for doing so. If you want to drink red with fish and white with meat, that’s your prerogative. My grandmother’s favorite wine is Beringer white Zinfandel, and I will keep her glass filled all night if that’s what she wants.

Wine is incredibly exciting. And I’ll be damned if I let your “expert opinion” affect my fun.



Shameful, shameful, shameful. I spent Saturday afternoon and evening dining around Fairfield County with my southern Connecticut counterpart and foodie soul sister, Amy. But I didn’t take a single picture.

Time flies – and cameras stay in their bags – when you’re having fun and sampling incredible eats, I guess.

Among our stops:

No. 109 Cheese & Wine, Ridgefield: Amy brought me a sampling of cheeses from Monica Brown’s beautiful shop back in November, and Rob and I went crazy over them. It was all I could do not to buy the entire store’s inventory, but I settled on an aged-seven-years (and seriously sharp) Quebec cheddar. We also tried this creamy Portuguese Serra de Estrela, a cheese with a fascinating backstory. Read it.

Chocopologie Cafe, South Norwalk: Been wanting to visit this place since I moved to Connecticut. Fritz Knipschildt is celebrated as one of the world’s premier chocolatiers, and now I see why. I sampled a caramel truffle with Hawaiian sea salt (drool) and a piece of white chocolate with passion fruit filling. A passion fruit-ginger mimosa was the perfect complementing cocktail. Amy had the cafe’s signature lavender hot chocolate.

Valencia Luncheria, Norwalk: I’ll geek out here for a minute and admit that I first saw this restaurant on “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives,” so I was thrilled to get a taste of their incredible-looking arepas (corn cakes stuffed with fillings.) The shoebox-sized eatery was packed at 6 p.m., so we took our arepas to go and ate in the car. I finished every last bite of my “Chef” arepa, with jalapeno cheese steak. Amy’s “Carlos” variety, with chicken, avocado, queso and fennel seed, was even better. When I go back, I want to try their empanadas and house-made ceviche.

Saugatuck Grain and Grape, Westport: A beautifully organized specialty wine, beer and spirits shop with a great soundtrack of house music ;) I had the pleasure of meeting the very friendly and knowledgeable owners Jeff Marron and Mimi McLaughlin, and they recommended an excellent Rioja for our dinner later that night.

Nicholas Roberts Bistro, Norwalk: I wanted nearly everything on this menu, from the crawfish beignets to the steak frites to the crab cakes, cheeseburger and seared tuna. But I was still a little full from the arepa snack, so I had the appetizer special of littleneck clams. Simmered in an ale broth with bacon, red pepper flakes and dill, they were fabulous.

Thanks, Amy and Ryan, for a wonderful tour. Looking forward to Round 2 this summer.

MICHAEL MCANDREWS / HARTFORD COURANT

If you’re wondering what happened to last week’s beautiful weather, well…I broke it.

It’s my fault. I took this “spring soups” assignment for the Courant, figuring that by the end of March we’d be looking at longer days and warmer temperatures. But now there’s snow in the forecast for tomorrow.

*ducking slaps*

Man, I’d better not write about clam shacks or summer cocktails before June.